Gosh..How Time Ruins U..

Gosh,my jeans size was 24 when i was 20.
That was nearly 5 years ago.
My height has been stagnant.
Since Secondary School.
Guess God Decide I can grow ant taller;
And become a Model.
Was under-weight during schools.
Maybe due to stress & hockey.
Adolescents,due to hard-partying.
Now,believe it or not;
Im neither a size 24 nor 26.
I think im 28 now.
Im afraid to go buy a pair of jeans.
Got banned from a shop @Bugis.
Coz i scolded the aunty;
When she said i was a 26.
(Which i tot i was 24)
Ironic.
Used to alwys wanna gain weight.
Now got a Mega-Big Mac On My abs.
Damn Macdonals.
Damn KFC.
Yoga?Love-hae relationship.
I love yoga.
Yoga hates me.
Exercise?
Somehow,my bed alwys refuse to let me go.
Pills?
If i start on pills;
Can sumone stand-by for me a kidney?
:P